1. What is your best friend's Dad's name?
uh, which best friend?

2. Have you had sex in the past 48 hours?
hahaha, not even the past 48 weeks

3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
uh, dunno...

4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
yea

5. What body part do you wash first?
head/hair

6. Do you have any piercings?
nope

8. Is your driveway steep?
no

9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
Sour cream and onion

10. Have you ever been tied up?
uh, handcuffed

11. What are you listening to?
Futurama, the cat, the sound of my typing and Inside the Fire

12.What did you just eat?
nothin

13.Sing me a song.
my cat is sitting on my lap, she's purrin and purrin, maybe takin a nap. its kinda nnoyin and a little fucked up. cuz hairy pussy just dont make the cut

14. How many times have you been cursed at?
uh, how high do numbers go again? yea, that times 5

15. Which shoe do you put on first?
the up one

16. How old are you?
uh, 4.25 and 17. benefits of bein a leap year baby

17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
can't say i have. seein as how i've never been to ANY bar

18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
nope

19. Ever laughed so hard you pissed on yourself?
no but i come close a couple times

20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
yea

21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or Frogging?
what is frogging? cuz im good at frogger but...

22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
depends

23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
nu-uh

24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets or towels again which one would you choose?
towels, you're usually clean when you use them anyway

25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
nope. it was all pretty clear

26. What was your childhood nickname?
uh, I'd rather not discuss those horrible memories thank you

27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
uh, not since i got my real guitar

28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
yea

29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
uh, idk

30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
mhmm

31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
drown them in milk, then dismember them with my teeth

33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
cry, masterbate, sing, dance, etc.

36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
idk, but i guess it would probably depend on if there was alcohol in them or not XD

37. Why are you doing this survey?
cuz im bored

39. What did you do last night?
talked on the comp, watched tv, read, and went to sleep

41. Do you have any strange phobias?
Zac Effron and normal life

42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
yep

45. Have you ever called your love interest by another girl/guys name?
nope

46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
no, but i once fell asleep on the phone with a girl. that was funny

47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
i dont think i've ever even played clothed twister

48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
no

49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter than your date?
uh, my ex's sis was hotter than she was but her sis was a bitch tho

50. How many Bruce's do you know?
Bruce cambell but not personally. I'd like to meet him tho

Do You:
• Cut yourself: uh..
• Lick yourself: just for the flavor
• Whine a lot: fuck no
• Yell a lot: I'LL GIVE YOU YELLING!
• Have too many friends: HA! if you think thats possible try not having any friends for a few years. you can't have to many
• Want to die: uh, sometimes yea
• Wear dark colors: when don't I?
• Dye your hair: yea

Have you ever:
• Worn rainbow: no
• Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: hellz yea
• Left the country: no
• Had a party with over 30 people: nope
• Stolen something: I plead the 5th
• Caught something on fire: i love burning things
• Asked someone out: yea

Last person:
• You touched: the cat
• You talked to: with actual voices? dad. just communicated with? Crystal
• You hugged: myself
• You instant messaged: Crystal
• You called: mom
• To call you: mom

Info About Yourself:
• What is your birth name?: Michael Joseph Hoffert
• What is your birth date?: February 29th 1992
• How tall are you?: 6'2"
• Brothers/sisters?: 1.5 sisters and 4 people i consider brothers
• Soda? no, Monster
• Music? lots of diff kinds
• Ice cream?: marble

In the last 48 hours:
• Cried?: no
• Missed someone?: Yes
• Yelled at someone?: no
• Been online: yea
• Kissed someone?: No
• Hugged someone?: No
• Last thing you ate?: pizza
• Talked to someone about something important? not really

Okay, last questions:
• Who is sitting next to you?: the fuckin cat
• Favorite sport?: none
• Been in a plane?: not enough
• Killed someone?: i swear its on my to-do list. i just haven't gotten around to it
• Kicked your cat for the hell of it?: no, i love her
• Are you bored of taking this survey?: kinda
• What time is it now?: 10:34 PM

When was the last time you cried really, really hard?
cant remember

Is there someone you'd like to fix things with?
nope, im good.

Who was the last guy you had a conversation with?
Trevor

Do you plan on moving out within the next year?
dont know

Where is your father right now?
work

Would you still kiss your ex?
heh, only if there was something in it for me LOL

How's your heart lately?
perpetually broken. funny thing is, i dont know why

Do you still talk to the last person you kissed?
yea

What color shirt are you wearing?
black

Are you crazy?
fuck no. Im totally fuckin insane

What are you doing tonight?
uh, sleeping?

What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
seeing my mom and sis more often, hanging with my friends more often, generally doing more

Do long distance relationships work?
i dont know anymore. i think they could

Have you ever shared a drink with anyone?
yea, non-alcoholic tho. damn i wish i was old enough tho. lol

Do you have a reason to smile right now?
umm... not particularly

What was the worst mistake of your life?
not giving enough effort towards anything.

Last time someone yelled at you?
yelled? cant remember. scolded? friday

Did you know that peeling a wrapper off of a bottle means you're sexually frustrated?
well i knew it from last time i took this quiz

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! thats a good one. lol

Do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
given the right circumstances

Could you go out in public looking like you do now?
yea

On the opposite sex where do you like them to have piercings?
doesnt matter to me

Have you ever made someone so mad that they broke something?
yep

If you could go back in time, how far back would you go?
not at all. going back in time pretty much guaruntees that you'll somehow change something. and changing something would create a quantum paradox which would destroy the universe. at least thats what i believe

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 12
"There's no need for you to supervise the evacuation per-

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can:
bookshelf

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Futurama

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
1045

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:44 (DAMN IM GOOD!)

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
air

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
this afternoon, looking through the garage out of boredom

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
my deviantart profile ^^

9. What are you wearing?
boxer-briefs, white socks, tripp pants, a black sweater, a string necklace, and a flashdrive necklace

10. Did you dream last night?
no

11. When did you last laugh?
umm, erlier when i was talkin to trevor

12. What are on the walls where you are?
pictures, plates, and a clock

13. Seen anything weird lately?
uh, some guy in the mirror

14. What do you think of this quiz?
tto damn long

15. What is the last film you saw?
hmm... Hatari i think

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
guitars, amps, drums, mando'a armor, weapons, a car, a house, and then invest the rest

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
well #1 who are YOU? and #2 I'm bisexual

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would it be?
uh, that my family wouldn't be in such a fucked up place right now

19. Do you like to dance?
i wish i could dance...

20. George Bush?
he was a good president

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
idk

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Peter

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
in Japan or Australia

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
nothin, there are no gates. all i want is for whatever awaits after death to be better than this